luthordyke:

me absolutely plastered at my own wedding with my beautiful wife right beside me

dankmemeuniversity:

snowcaines:

dex-dogtective:

unscentedbabylotion:

polly pocket clothes

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official-liquid-snake:

crumblord:

wayneradiotv:

the man

i seriously used to watch this video every couple of days and try to debunk it but this dude is literally revolver ocelot in the flesh

I would give him coochie

theapatheticstag:

milknjuice:

this is a real fucking clip

I keep watching this like it will eventually make sense

bitchycode:

‪What part of “i don’t wanna spend anymore money” don’t I understand

dojacat:

mxrays:

me, finally getting a chance to say something I’ve thought about for twelve days straight: oh, hey, that reminds me, funny thing, this just came to mind but

etct:

etct:

Oh my fucking god god god god god i just found the funniest picture while deep into google images

super-affection:

5latt: